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Advice for Employees

Whatever it is that hits the fan; it will not be evenly distributed.

Snappy lines for the office

Keep quiet and listen:

A sales rep, an administrative clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it, and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, "I'll give each of you just one wish."

"Me first! Me first!" said the administrative clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world."

Poof! She's gone.

"Me next! Me next!" said the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas, and the love of my life."

Poof! He's gone.

"OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager.

The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."

Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say.

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