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one lad writes in relkom.radio news: lives on the first floor of building. On the street floor inheres a bar, which regularly visit certain visitors. After several mugs of beer they think great singers and wail as jackals. Lad much asks to prompt, as on the distance 8-10 metres possible to spoil an equipment (microphones and other) or at least create a hindrance for their work. forgive for the bad translation. VADIM spam_OUTvadTakeThisOuTanet.lv

> one lad writes in relkom.radio news: > lives on the first floor of building. On the street floor inheres a > bar, > which regularly visit certain visitors. After several mugs of beer > they think great singers and wail as jackals. Lad much asks to > prompt, as on the distance 8-10 metres possible to spoil an > equipment (microphones and other) or at least create a hindrance for > their work. forgive for the bad translation. VADIM .....vadKILLspam@spam@anet.lv What you need is a good Electromagnetic Pulse, say of 10 or 20 megajoules. That would fry his Karaoke machine and pretty much everything else electronic in the general neighborhood. : ) : ) An Axe works pretty good too. : ) -- Lawrence Lile "Nyquist was an optimist." => Median Filter Source Code => AutoCad blocks for electrical drafting at: http://home1.gte.net/llile/index.htm

Lawrence Lile wrote: > What you need is a good Electromagnetic Pulse, say of 10 or 20 > megajoules. That would fry his Karaoke machine and pretty much > everything else electronic in the general neighborhood. : ) : ) I think that's less than practical. I prefer to consider the possibilities of creative use of a welding transformer judiciously applied to the respective fuse box. IOW, boost the mains voltage to 180 or so for a few minutes. Subtle. -- Cheers, Paul B.

Paul B. Webster VK2BZC wrote: > > Lawrence Lile wrote: > > > What you need is a good Electromagnetic Pulse, say of 10 or 20 > > megajoules. That would fry his Karaoke machine and pretty much > > everything else electronic in the general neighborhood. : ) : ) > > I think that's less than practical. I prefer to consider the > possibilities of creative use of a welding transformer judiciously > applied to the respective fuse box. IOW, boost the mains voltage to > 180 or so for a few minutes. Subtle. > -- > Cheers, > Paul B. IMHO: We need a good saying, something equivalent to the old saying, "Only a fool would bring a knife to a gun fight." Something like: "Only a *moron* would seriously piss off any engineer!" Mark, mwillisKILLspamnwlink.com

At 16:26 12/21/98 -0800, Mark Willis wrote: > IMHO: We need a good saying, something equivalent to the old saying, > > "Only a fool would bring a knife to a gun fight." > > Something like: > > "Only a *moron* would seriously piss off any engineer!" i don't know... to me, the better analogy is "only a fool would bring anything less to seriously piss off an engineer than another engineer" :-) ge

Gerhard Fiedler wrote: > > At 16:26 12/21/98 -0800, Mark Willis wrote: > > IMHO: We need a good saying, something equivalent to the old saying, > > > > "Only a fool would bring a knife to a gun fight." > > > > Something like: > > > > "Only a *moron* would seriously piss off any engineer!" > > i don't know... to me, the better analogy is "only a fool would bring > anything less to seriously piss off an engineer than another engineer" :-) > > ge Good point <G> We never rub each other the wrong way here, do we? <G> So long as we end up on each others' right side... "Smart people stay on the good side of all engineers they know!" ? ? <G> Hey, have a good holiday, all. I need to go get a tree today, should be FUN as the van's down, it'll be a good walk for me. Mark, .....mwillisKILLspam.....nwlink.com