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Hors d'oeuvre, usually made from cheese and covered with crushed nuts.
Current data errors that have been saved for future use. See Database
Back-up or File
Possessing the ability to have friends of both sexes.
12 1/2 cents ($.125).
Programmer who works in the nude.
Any type of insect.
Painful wound inflicted by dogs, snakes, children etc.
An addictive drug.
A heap of decomposing vegetable matter.
A device used to speed-up and automate errors.
Any person who has money to spend for any reason.
A Normal Termination.
An Expert in four-letter words.
A special medium used to store errors, so that they can be processed and
printed many times
by the computer system. Sometimes called Input File or Data file.
Activities necessary to remove insects from any area where they are not
The time in which the computer rests while you sink into the lower
depths of depression.
(Downtime typically takes place while you are in the middle of your most
important work on
The normal result of running a computer system.
Computer program code that has been allowed to dry.
1.Boots, leather, studs, spikes and such.
2.The parts of a computer which can be kicked.
An instrument used for entering errors into the system quickly.
Orderly path always followed by programs & errors.
Activities necessary to ensure that the system continues to produce
errors and delay work
1.Place where no one grows up.
2.Place where programs love to go.
The nonsense word taped to your terminal.
A device that prints computer errors on paper.
A male sheep.
1.A Ram after a delicate operation.
2.What programs do in Never-Never Land.
1.Silk nighties, nylons, teddies etc.
2.Parts of computer that can not be kicked.
Those occasions when a computer error message can be interpreted and
A feature of computer system access which helps prevent the mis-use (or
proper use) of the
A piece of furniture that has been attached to the ceiling.
The time in which a computer works & produces errors quickly and
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