'Another Kiwi Joke'
A friend e-mailed me this today. I was laughing so hard it hurt.
Hopefully everyone else will be as tickled as I was!
An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand walks into a small town
and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he'll
have a little fun...
Ventriloquist: "Hey,good looking dog, mate. Mind if I speak to him?"
New Zealander: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie."
Ventriloquist: "Hey dog, how's it going old mate?"
Dog: "Doin' alright."
The New Zealander is shocked!
Ventriloquist: "Is this Kiwi your owner?" *pointing at New Zealander*
Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day,feeds me great food, and takes me
to the lake once a week to play."
The New Zealander can't believe his ears!
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
New Zealander: "Horse doesn't talk either."
Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
Horse: "No worries."
The New Zealander's mouth is agape.
Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" *pointing at New Zealander*
Ventriloquist: "How's he treat you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me
down often, and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements."
The New Zealander is TOTALLY amazed!
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
New Zealander: "The sheep's a liar."
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At 11:06 PM 19/12/97 -0500, you wrote:
>Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
>New Zealander: "The sheep's a liar."
The variation I heard some years back was:-
That the New Zealander runs out the back to the Sheep tied to a post
and says "There's a stranger in town asking questions, don't say
Perth, Western Australia
On Sat, 20 Dec 1997 12:09:03 -0500, you wrote:
Well the version of the joke over here (NZ), is that it was a NZ
Ventriloquist and an Aussie farmer......
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