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2001\09\06@194754 by Russell McMahon

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This from a friend.
I assume he means it as a joke, but  ........

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I have recently been diagnosed with AAADD -

Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder Syndrome.

This is how it goes...

I decide to do work on the car, start to the garage and notice the mail on
the table. OK, I'm going to work on the car...

BUT FIRST I'm going to go through the mail. Lay car keys down on desk.
After discarding the junk mail, I notice the trash can is full. OK, I'll
just put the bills on my desk....

BUT FIRST I'll take the trash out, but since I'm going to be near the
mailbox, I'll address a few bills.... Yes, Now where is the checkbook?
Oops.. there's only one check left. Where did I put the extra checks? Oh,
there is my empty plastic cup from last night on my desk. I'm going to look
for those checks...

BUT FIRST I need to put the cup back in the kitchen. I head for the
kitchen,
look out the window, notice the flowers need a drink of water, I put the
cup
on the counter and there's my extra pair of glasses on the kitchen counter.
What are they doing here? I'll just put them away...

BUT FIRST need to water those plants. I head for the door and...  Aaaagh!
someone left the TV remote on the wrong spot. Okay, I'll put the remote
away
and water the plants...

BUT FIRST I need to find those checks.

END OF DAY: Oil in car not changed, bills still unpaid, cup still in the
sink, checkbook still has only one check left, lost my car keys, .. And,
when I try to figure out how come nothing got done today, I'm baffled
because... I KNOW I WAS BUSY ALL DAY! I realize this condition is
serious...
I'd get help...

BUT FIRST...I think I'll check my e-mail

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2001\09\06@201639 by Gordon Varney

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OH.....MY......GOSH!!!!!!!

You have just described my wife to a tee. Is there hope for this illness?

Gordon







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2001\09\06@222124 by John Ferrell

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Ahhh Russell!
I look forward to your posts that lead me off course ( those URL's!) and
down paths that I did not even realize I would find interesting...

All I can say about this one is that I resemble it...

John Ferrell
6241 Phillippi Rd
Julian NC 27283
Phone: (336)685-9606
Dixie Competition Products
NSRCA 479 AMA 4190  W8CCW
"My Competition is Not My Enemy"



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2001\09\06@222159 by Jinx

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> OH.....MY......GOSH!!!!!!!
>
> You have just described my wife to a tee. Is there hope for this illness?
>
> Gordon

Only if you score less than 50% on the infirmity test

- Everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt doesn't work
- My little black book contains only doctor's numbers
- I get winded playing chess
- I tried to join a health club and sprained my wrist filling
 in the application form
- I still chase women but can't remember why
- I look forward to a dull evening
- I turn out the lights for economic reasons rather than romantic reasons
- I can't get my rocking chair going
- The three little words I most long to hear from my wife are "Not
  tonight dear"
- Dialing long distance wears me out
- I couldn't unwrap the body-building course I sent away for
- My back goes out more often than I do
- My knees buckle, my belt doesn't
- I sink my teeth into a steak and they stay there

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2001\09\06@233808 by Larry Williams

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Man, you got that right!

Gordon Varney wrote:

> You have just described my wife to a tee. Is there hope for this

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2001\09\07@042400 by Russell McMahon

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You know his wife ? :-)


> From: "Larry Williams" <spam_OUTwizzzardTakeThisOuTspamBELLSOUTH.NET>
> Man, you got that right!

> Gordon Varney wrote:
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> > You have just described my wife to a tee. Is there hope for this

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2001\09\07@104614 by Jinx

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> You know his wife ? :-)
>
Man1 - "I slept with my wife before we were married. How
about you"
Man2 - "Dunno....what's her name ?"

> > From: "Larry Williams" <wizzzardspamKILLspamBELLSOUTH.NET>
> > Man, you got that right!
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> > Gordon Varney wrote:
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> > > You have just described my wife to a tee. Is there hope for this

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2001\09\07@112457 by Larry Williams

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Not sure, but she must be related to mine. Mine is exactly like this. When we got married, I told her that if she were one minute late, the wedding was off.  Had a job one time where I had to be in New Orleans, La at 9am on Sat morning. I lived about 3.5 hours away.  She is always making detours like this saying "This is only going to take a minute".  I decided to see how far her "minutes" would delay us(she was going with me). About 3pm she asked me if I was ready to go. Use to car pool with her, we lived about an hour from where we worked. Finally had to start taking separate cars just to keep from getting divorced.
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