> change a light bulb?

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> Answer - 1,331:
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> *1 to change the light bulb and to post to the mail list that the
> light bulb has been changed.
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> *14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the
> light bulb could have been changed differently.
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> *7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
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> *27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing
> light bulbs.
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> *53 to flame the spell checkers.
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> *156 to write to the list administrator complaining about the light
> bulb discussion and its inappropriateness to this mail list.
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> *41 to correct spelling in the spelling/grammar flames.
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> *109 to post that this list is not about light bulbs and to please
> take this email exchange to alt.lite.bulb.
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> *203 to demand that cross posting to alt.grammar, alt.spelling and
> alt.punctuation about changing light bulbs be stopped.
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> *111 to defend the posting to this list saying that we are all users
> of light bulbs and therefore the posts **are** relevant to this
> mail list.
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> *306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior,
> where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs
> work best for this technique, and what brands are faulty.
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> *27 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs.
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> *14 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly, and to post
> corrected URLs.
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> *3 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to
> this list which makes light bulbs relevant to this list.
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> *33 to concatenate all posts to date, then quote them including all
> headers and footers, and then add "Me Too."
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> *12 to post to the list that they are unsubscribing because they
> cannot handle the light bulb controversy.
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> *19 to quote the "Me Too's" to say, "Me Three."
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> *4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ.
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>*1 to propose new alt.change.lite.bulb newsgroup.
>*47 to say this is just what alt.physic.cold_fusion was meant for,