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'[OT] A few good jokes'
1998\10\22@092557 by Nuno Pedrosa

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Well, I was going to wait until tomorrow... But, why not today?
We all need a laugh when things don't wanna go right, right? 8)
I won't send anymore! Promise!

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Joe said, "Know what, Charlie? I killed 5 flies yesterday, 3 males and 2
females."

"How could you tell them apart, Joe?" asked Charlie.

Joe replied, "That was easy. The 3 males were sitting on a case of beer
and
the 2 females were on the phone."

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Dear John,

I have been unable to sleep since I broke off our engagement. Won't you
forgive and forget? Your absence is breaking my heart. I was a fool -
nobody
can take your place. I love you.

All my love,

Belinda.

P.S.  Congratulations on winning this week's lottery.

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Boss:  I notice you go out and get your hair cut during business hours.

Employee:  My hair grows during business hours.

Boss:  But it doesn't all grow during business hours.

Employee:  I didn't get it all cut.

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A man was invited for dinner at a friend's house. Every time the host
needed
something, he preceded his request to his wife by calling her: "My
Love",
"Darling", "Sweetheart", etc., etc., etc.

His friend looked at him and said, "That's really nice after all of
these
years you've been married to keep saying those little pet names."

"Well, to be honest, I've forgotten her name."


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1998\10\22@163221 by William Chops Westfield

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>> Boss:  I notice you go out and get your hair cut during business hours.

Shucks, I remember my first "real" job (fortran programming for an oil
company.)  My boss was quite quick to point out that there was a barber in
the basement, and it would be fine if I got my hair cut on company time...

BillW

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