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2001\11\02@104745 by Mark Skeels

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> Bay.  (Although around here a comment might be added about those flaky
> Californians.  How many Californians does it take to screw in a light
bulb?
> About six, one to turn the bulb and five to share in the experience ;-) ).

Q. How many IT professionals does it take to change a lightbulb?

A. None. It's a hardware problem.........:-)


Mark

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2001\11\02@120810 by Lawrence Lile

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And how many PIClisters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It takes 2,500:

One to unsubscribe
One to complain he can't figure out how to [sic] unscribe
One to complain about the last guy's bad spelling
One to post an off-topic joke about [sic] unscribers
One to flame the [sic] unscriber with stinging personal criticism about his
ancestry, parentage, criminal tendencies and delinquence, his bad haircut,
personal hygiene, and his mother's poor taste in household furninshings
One to kick the flamer off the list for ever
One to leave the list, because the bandwidth has become so low
and 2,492 to start a long rambling thread about inventing a giant PIC
controlled machine to spin the entire planet around:
the one guy holding the light bulb

--Lawrence Lile

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2001\11\02@123458 by Brandon Fosdick

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Lawrence Lile wrote:
>
> And how many PIClisters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
>
> It takes 2,500:
>
> One to unsubscribe
> One to complain he can't figure out how to [sic] unscribe
> One to complain about the last guy's bad spelling
> One to post an off-topic joke about [sic] unscribers
> One to flame the [sic] unscriber with stinging personal criticism about his
> ancestry, parentage, criminal tendencies and delinquence, his bad haircut,
> personal hygiene, and his mother's poor taste in household furninshings
> One to kick the flamer off the list for ever
> One to leave the list, because the bandwidth has become so low
> and 2,492 to start a long rambling thread about inventing a giant PIC
> controlled machine to spin the entire planet around:
> the one guy holding the light bulb

Plus one to point out that [sic] is a funny word
Another to ask what it's real purpose is
And yet another to mention the proper spelling of 'forever'

:)

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2001\11\02@141001 by Jinx

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Just a couple from a Google search for "screw in a lightbulb". Damn,
there are thousands of them

http://www.twisted.dk/light.htm

http://funnyjokes.virtualave.net/lightbulb.htm

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2001\11\02@183614 by Milan Pavlica (YU7AEC)

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And one to ask why to change bulb..

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2001\11\09@222514 by Barry Gershenfeld

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He's right, and so we would also have another 8 or 10
suggestions that it might be better to use a white LED
or a fluorescent replacement or a nuclear reactor or
perhaps a single-chip light emitting device with built
in power switcher and output photon regulation--but then there
would be a problem getting those parts outside the U.S., so that
would spawn another thread about parts distributors...

Barry


At 12:33 AM 11/3/01 +0100, you wrote:
>And one to ask why to change bulb..
>
>Brandon Fosdick wrote:
>
>> Lawrence Lile wrote:
>> >
>> > And how many PIClisters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
>> >
>> > It takes 2,500:

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