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'[OT]: Adopting English'
2002\10\12@163813 by Russell McMahon

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Don't give up on reading this too soon .... :-)

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The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been
reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European
communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British government conceded that
English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a
five-year phased plan for what will be known as Euro-English (Euro for
short).

In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c".
Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy. Also, the
hard "c" will be replaced with "k". Not only will this klear up
konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the
troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make words like
"fotograf" 20 per sent shorter.

In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted
to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have
always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the
horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.

By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing
"th" by "z" and "w" by " v".
During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords
kontaining
"ou", and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of
leters.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German :-)

BBob

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2002\10\12@173038 by Jinx

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Nc n Rssll

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2002\10\12@215854 by Mike Singer

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R u jokin Jnx?

Jinx wrote:
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> Nc n Rssll

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2002\10\12@223258 by Jinx

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> R u jokin Jnx?

y knw m - lwys ddly srs - n jk

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2002\10\12@230858 by Gwynne Reddick

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On Sun, 13 Oct 2002 10:38:31 +1300, Russell McMahon wrote:
>Don't give up on reading this too soon .... :-)
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Yahhahahaha, thank god this laptop monitor's easy to clean, I've got
coffee everywhere. Cheers you just put the shine back on a stressed -
chasing a deadline weekend

Gwynne.
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2002\10\13@115517 by Wagner Lipnharski

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Gwynne Reddick wrote:
> Yahhahahaha, thank god this laptop monitor's easy to clean, I've got
> coffee everywhere. Cheers you just put the shine back on a stressed -
> chasing a deadline weekend
> Gwynne.

Lukot! Ze komputazkren kanbekom kafetadikt.

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2002\10\14@042122 by dr. Imre Bartfai

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Hi,

I have a (not so vague) impression the final point of this change is the
Holland language (or maybe plattdeutsch?).

Imre

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2002\10\14@052251 by o-8859-1?Q?Tony_K=FCbek?=

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Why not go the whole route to the elite 'english' ? :)

http://toolbar.google.com/intl/xx-hacker/

R U 33lt ?

/Tony

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