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Sorry, I couldn't resist sending this one. ---------------------------------- Press Release: For general release Subject: An Alert for All Windows Users! Date: December 15, 1998 REDMOND, WA (API) --- MICROSOFT (MSFT) announced today that the official release date for the new operating system "Windows 2000" will be delayed until the second quarter of 1901.

I only have one program that isn't Y2K compliant, but it doesn't crash. It displays the year 2000 as 19:0 and in 2010 the date comes up as 19;0 Since we have clocks here that run backwards and stay on daylight savings time all year (this really confuses visitors), we plan on having calendars printed this way. Mark Walsh Bob Blick wrote: {Quote hidden}> Sorry, I couldn't resist sending this one. > ---------------------------------- > > Press Release: For general release > > Subject: An Alert for All Windows Users! > > Date: December 15, 1998 > > REDMOND, WA (API) --- MICROSOFT (MSFT) announced today > that the official release date for the new operating > system "Windows 2000" will be delayed until the second > quarter of 1901.

So God decided that the world was going to end in 3 weeks. He calls the 3 most powerful men in the world up to tell them - Boris Yeltsin, Bill Clinton and Bill Gates. They come back to earth and tell everyone. Yeltsin says: "I've got bad news and more bad news. First, there IS a God. Second, the world is going to end in three weeks. " Clinton Says: "I've got good news, and bad news. First, the good news: There IS a God. The bad news is, the world will end in three weeks." Bill Gates Says: "I've got Great news! First, God thinks I'm one of the three most important men in the world. Second, you know that Y2k problem everyone is worried about? It's no problem now!" -- Lawrence Lile "Nyquist was an optimist." => Median Filter Source Code => AutoCad blocks for electrical drafting at: http://home1.gte.net/llile/index.htm

Don't quit your day job... -- #!/usr/local/bin/perl -- -pwcracker-in-3-lines-of-perl-plus-disclaimer $u{$p[1]}=$p[0] while(@p=getpwent);while(<>){chop;foreach $c (keys %u) {printf "u=%s p=%s\n",$u{$c},$_ if(crypt($_,$c) eq $c);}} # Use: pwc dict ... On Wed, 16 Dec 1998, Lawrence Lile wrote: {Quote hidden}> So God decided that the world was going to end in 3 weeks. He calls > the 3 most powerful men in the world up to tell them - Boris Yeltsin, > Bill Clinton and Bill Gates. > > They come back to earth and tell everyone. Yeltsin says: > > "I've got bad news and more bad news. First, there IS a God. > Second, the world is going to end in three weeks. " > > Clinton Says: "I've got good news, and bad news. First, the > good news: There IS a God. > The bad news is, the world will end in three weeks." > > Bill Gates Says: "I've got Great news! First, God thinks I'm one of > the three most important men in the world. > Second, you know that Y2k problem everyone is worried about? It's no > problem now!" > > > -- Lawrence Lile > > "Nyquist was an optimist." > > => Median Filter Source Code > => AutoCad blocks for electrical drafting > > at: http://home1.gte.net/llile/index.htm >