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1998\12\15@184636 by Bob Blick

Sorry, I couldn't resist sending this one.

Press Release: For general release

Subject: An Alert for All Windows Users!

Date: December 15, 1998

REDMOND, WA (API) --- MICROSOFT (MSFT) announced today
that the official release date for the new operating
system "Windows 2000" will be delayed until the second
quarter of 1901.

1998\12\15@195619 by mwalsh

I only have one program that isn't Y2K compliant, but it doesn't
crash.  It displays the year 2000 as 19:0 and in 2010 the date
comes up as 19;0

Since we have clocks here that run backwards and stay on
daylight savings time all year (this really confuses visitors),
we plan on having calendars printed this way.

Mark Walsh

Bob Blick wrote:

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1998\12\16@093313 by lilel

So God decided that the world was going to end in 3 weeks.  He calls
the 3 most powerful men in the world up to tell them - Boris Yeltsin,
Bill Clinton and Bill Gates.

They come back to earth and tell everyone.  Yeltsin says:

"I've got bad news and more bad news.  First, there IS a God.
Second, the world is going to end in three weeks. "

Clinton Says:  "I've got good news, and bad news.  First, the
good news: There IS a God.
The bad news is, the world will end in three weeks."

Bill Gates Says:  "I've got Great news!  First, God thinks I'm one of
the three most important men in the world.
Second, you know that Y2k problem everyone is worried about?  It's no
problem now!"

-- Lawrence Lile

"Nyquist was an optimist."

=> Median Filter Source Code
=> AutoCad blocks for electrical drafting


1998\12\16@101015 by Joseph

Don't quit your day job...

#!/usr/local/bin/perl -- -pwcracker-in-3-lines-of-perl-plus-disclaimer
$u{$p[1]}=$p[0] while(@p=getpwent);while(<>){chop;foreach $c (keys %u)
{printf "u=%s p=%s\n",$u{$c},$_ if(crypt($_,$c) eq $c);}} # Use: pwc dict ...

On Wed, 16 Dec 1998, Lawrence Lile wrote:

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1998\12\16@140803 by Darren Logan

picon face
Woof woof !!!

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